So, I absolutely HATE American food (such as fast food, especially from diners...) because I swear I've gotten food poisoning at least 12 times from them. In Alaska, there's usually only one choice of eating establishment, and it's most likely decorated with dead animals: Ooooohhhh!!...Look at the cute bunny head on the wall! I wonder where the rest of the rabbit is? Wait. I just found it-smeared with mayonnaise on my plate.